christopher robin

Some apps just can’t take a hint. I was a different man back then and you were a different app. We’ve changed.

Pretty straightforward. I would’ve gone with “I’d Rather Be Auditing”

“Spinning a giant sign on the side of the road isn’t quite degrading enough. Here, try on this giant crow suit!”

#lookalikes #tbt

For this #throwbackthursday we’re dialing the time machine back to a simpler time—the 1980s. Showtime dominated the sports world, cocaine was all the rage, and a little group of rockers from Dublin by the name of U2 was topping the charts. It was quite a time to be alive…and alive I was. Here I am at my preschool graduation. My first time wearing a suit (clearly), sporting a clip-on tie and not enjoying the cap I’m being forced to wear over my bowl cut.

#oldcrapfrommycloset One more! May 27, 1994. “Dear Chris, So “Bud” where are you going this Memorial weekend? Well I am going to Las Vegas. So Chris, if you had an animal what would you get? A laughing heina or a monkey or a bird? I would recomend a bird because a bird of elagance is cool. Call me (818) 992-1495.” #birdofelagance

#oldcrapfrommycloset May 27, 1994. “Dear Chris, You are nice. You are funny. I am funny. Together we combine as funny men! Well have a good weekend!” The bird taking a dump was a nice touch.

#oldcrapfrommycloset May 27, 1994. “Dear Chris, You are very smart! Do you like going to baseball games? You sure play a lot of baseball! There are so many things to say about you!”