The Uma is spot on. The Leo is passable. But the Johnny Depp always looks like he just underwent a lobotomy. (Taken with instagram)
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If I were a “quirky” high school English teacher I would have this hung up on the wall in my classroom. It would totally make the other faculty members jealous - or at least that’s what I would secretly hope.
Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Heres Tom with the Weather. (Taken with instagram)
Dear The Girl In My Building Who Always Leaves Her Clothes In The Laundry Room Dryer Way Too Long:
Dear The Girl In My Building Who Always Leaves Her Clothes In The Laundry Room Dryer Way Too Long:
The amount of times I’ve had to handle your underwear could probably get me arrested in most states in this country. It would be greatly appreciated if you wouldn’t mind remembering to remove your clothes from the dryer in a timely manner so as to not repeatedly force me into the uncomfortable (and potentially criminal) situation of having to reach into the dryer and remove your undergarments like they were radioactive sticks of plutonium and place them on top of the machine every time I need to dry my clothes.
Sincerely,
Wet Clothed Neighbor
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“The increase in one’s financial prosperity has a direct correlation to the increase in the complications of one’s personal life.”
-Notorious B.I.G. (paraphrased, of course)
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