Posted 2 months ago
Merry Merry. Please enjoy these Christmas Carols! I love you all (yeah, even you!) Oh, and for any sad sacks out there, buck up! You’re alive!
He said YES!!!!!!! It’s gonna be a destination wedding! #zales
I got invited to an Ugly Sweater Party. What do you guys think of my outfit? Hideous, right??
Posted 5 months ago
Looking through an old Sports Illustrated. Yeesh! Is there a major sports event that Bieber hasn’t been at?! #bieber #boxing
Posted 7 months ago
Oh, I already know what this means. How do you think Mr. Allan Scott met his “untimely” demise? $$$$
Posted 8 months ago
Instagram talking about Vine this morning. #InstagramVideo
Posted 9 months ago
The 20th Anniversary Edition of Risky Business comes with REAL Wayfarers and only costs $249.99! #bargain
Posted 10 months ago
Pretty straightforward. I would’ve gone with “I’d Rather Be Auditing”
Posted 1 year ago
"Spinning a giant sign on the side of the road isn’t quite degrading enough. Here, try on this giant crow suit!"
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